Homemade Geo Metro Limousine

It takes a special sort of genius to even envision a limo consisting of 2 or more Geo Metros, let alone to build one. Is that duct tape? That's even better.

Caught by Jalopnik reader Louis near Seattle, this car could spark an entire master's thesis in engineering and philosophy. How do the rear brakes connect? Does it have a Cobb stick shift? Is the silver exterior there to keep a giant tank of coffee warm? Why, in the name of all that is good and holy, did someone need an automotive answer to the dachshund?